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ay-gent-p: Isabella: Phineas? Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella. Isabella: Phineas, what are you doing? Phineas: Well, I’ll be honest, I don’t really understand              But I was talking to a puddle              In a medieval land,              And then my eyeballs disappeared— Everyone: What?! Phineas: My eyeballs disappeared.                My eyeballs disappeared,              And now I just can’t stop! Everyone: Don’t stop— Phineas: Can’t stop, I got a platypus controlling me. Everyone: What?! Phineas: I got a platypus controlling me.              Now let me sum it up:              It was a strange set of circumstances— Everyone: A strange set of circumstances. Phineas: I was talking to a puddle              In a medieval land,              And then my eyeballs disappeared,              And now I just can’t stop! Everyone: Don’t stop, don’t stop! Phineas: Well, I would if I was able,              There’s a platypus controlling me,              He’s harnessed to the cable. Everyone: There’s a platypus controlling him, what?! Bufford: Oh, I get it. “Platypus” is a metaphor             for whatever’s leading you around.             Like “intuition” is a platypus— Everyone:  GPS is a platypus—                 Your puppy is a platypus— Some kid: My puppy’s a Dalmatian. Mom:       Candace is a platypus— Everyone: My parents are a platypus— A compass is a platypus—                    And it’s all just navigation!                Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us! Phineas: Just me! Everyone: We all got a platypus controlling us! Phineas: I’d stop if I was able. Everyone: We all got a platypus controlling us! Phineas: I’m not speaking metaphorically,              The platypus controlling me              Is harnessed to the cable.              Wait…              Oh, wait no, he’s gone!              -pause- Hey!              There’s no platypus controlling me!              There’s no platypus controlling me!                       Why is my sister so good at writing lyrics this is ridiculous You just can’t stop not having eyeballs

ay-gent-p:

Isabella: Phineas?

Phineas: Oh, hi Isabella.

Isabella: Phineas, what are you doing?

Phineas: Well, I’ll be honest, I don’t really understand

             But I was talking to a puddle

             In a medieval land,

             And then my eyeballs disappeared—

Everyone: What?!

Phineas: My eyeballs disappeared.  

             My eyeballs disappeared,

             And now I just can’t stop!

Everyone: Don’t stop—

Phineas: Can’t stop, I got a platypus controlling me.

Everyone: What?!

Phineas: I got a platypus controlling me.

             Now let me sum it up:

             It was a strange set of circumstances—

Everyone: A strange set of circumstances.

Phineas: I was talking to a puddle

             In a medieval land,

             And then my eyeballs disappeared,

             And now I just can’t stop!

Everyone: Don’t stop, don’t stop!

Phineas: Well, I would if I was able,

             There’s a platypus controlling me,

             He’s harnessed to the cable.

Everyone: There’s a platypus controlling him, what?!

Bufford: Oh, I get it. “Platypus” is a metaphor

            for whatever’s leading you around.

            Like “intuition” is a platypus—

Everyone:  GPS is a platypus—

                Your puppy is a platypus—

Some kid: My puppy’s a Dalmatian.

Mom:       Candace is a platypus—

Everyone: My parents are a platypus—

A compass is a platypus—

                   And it’s all just navigation!

               Yeah, we all got a platypus controlling us!

Phineas: Just me!

Everyone: We all got a platypus controlling us!

Phineas: I’d stop if I was able.

Everyone: We all got a platypus controlling us!

Phineas: I’m not speaking metaphorically,

             The platypus controlling me

             Is harnessed to the cable.

             Wait…

             Oh, wait no, he’s gone!

             -pause- Hey!

             There’s no platypus controlling me!

             There’s no platypus controlling me!                      

Why is my sister so good at writing lyrics this is ridiculous

You just can’t stop not having eyeballs

24 Feb 2012 @ 06:21PM / 57 notes
TAGGED AS: the look on perry's face is killing me    phineas and ferb    eyeless phineas    fan art    submission    
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    literally screams
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    You just can’t stop not having eyeballs
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    can’t. stop. laughing.
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    the greatest Eyeless Phineas picture ever. MAJOR props to you on the song. :D